Sarah’s Aunty Patricia

My Aunty Patricia is a cracker! My Ma’s baby sister.

She once gave me a black suspender and stocking set for Xmas. I was 12.

It was mortifying.

Everyone was opening their presents one at a time. She believed it was an essential item.

Like I said, mortifying.

She also once gave a lengthy description of how she would like to die. This involved her and her husband having a nice cup of tea together and popping a some sort of special death pill; they would then be put in the same coffin (to save on costs) in the missionary position (the only one they know) and we can all just send one sympathy card (again to save money).

No mucking around.

Miss Sarah

Thanks for sharing Miss Sarah, we love embarrassing Aunties, they are the best.

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4 Responses to “Sarah’s Aunty Patricia”
  1. Siobhan says:

    OMG Sarah, THAT is hilarious….I imagine it has taken years to get over that one?

  2. Karolina says:

    That was more than candid, but so ripe in eloquence

  3. Colleen says:

    Great story. Sexy underwear, a special death pill and how she wants to be positioned in her coffin. Love her!

  4. Aunty Lush says:

    fantastic gotta love that ! this is one memory that won’t go away in a hurry 🙂

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