Aunty Lush asks a favour

This was sent to me from the long-suffering Uncle Stephen, the ever patient Aunty Lush hubby. And since Lush is abraod currently I thought it safe to post. May the goddess keep us safe from her. Love The Valet.

Lushs txt

“It’s gotta be one of the most unusual SMS requests I have had ( and get some doozies). Finally locate the shop after being forced to park 1 km away. I walk in and I am greeted with, “You must be Stephen”. Just a quick look for cameras, fearing I am starring in the latest “Candid Camera” episode.

I take delivery of 1 Hula Hoop and explain that my previous efforts to locate a hoop in Bendigo failed as I could only get a crappy kids one, which apparently only kids can make work. I explain to the staff that I know where to come to if my wife decides to get seriously involved in the Burlesque scene and I need 20 more hoops.


Apparently I am welcome at “The Singing Whale” anytime….good name for a pub that!……would have been a better chore to have an ale at the Whale!

Regards Stephen”

Then Stephen received another message, clearly he had not been quick enough for Her Majesty.

Facey Comments

2 Responses to “Aunty Lush asks a favour”
  1. Siobhan says:

    Hilarious….love the ‘is it nice’, ‘its a hoop’ exchange….hahahaha

  2. Aunty Mod says:

    Poor Steve, however he is so lucky all the Aunties think he is fabulous, and that he and Lush and still on a honeymoon after all these years!

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