Night on the Tiles

One of our favourite aunty things to do is follow Aunty Lush into debauchery and sing dance and drink til the sun comes up… Then aunty lush puts on another head (she has six), her makeup and goes to town while the rest of wonder in our hungover state why we didn’t protect ourselves from the vampire of the family…. We do love her we do, just now we all wear garlic… love all the Aunties  Read More

Mum Sayings

"I wonder what the poor people are doing?"
"Did you see anyone you liked better than yourself?"
"I've had that new coat forever."
"Go on, you deserve it."

Yummy Aunties…

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