Sarah’s Aunty Patricia

My Aunty Patricia is a cracker! My Ma’s baby sister. She once gave me a black suspender and stocking set for Xmas. I was 12. It was mortifying. Everyone was opening their presents one at a time. She believed it was an essential item. Like I said, mortifying. She also once gave a lengthy description of how she would like to die. This involved her and her husband having a nice cup of tea together and popping a some sort of special death pill;... Read More